lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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Life is a joke.

No witty comment afterwards.

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Anonymous said: miss who?

an old ex of mine. it’s whatever though. it’s been a long time and i know it’s never going to happen again, it’s just that i needed to say that to someone (or something) just to get it off my chest. 

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fuck. i miss him.

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Song’s pretty old, but literally my life now though

"Hey, I put some new shoes on,
And suddenly everything is right,
I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody’s smiling,
It’s so inviting,
Oh, short on money,
But long on time,
Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,
And I’m running late,
And I don’t need an excuse,
'cause I'm wearing my brand new shoes.”

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brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

(Source: wigwams, via gottagetbacktonightvale)

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wow hey guys I’m back
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The tumblr language ruined sexting for anyone.

"you’re so hot I can’t even ugh"

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