The tumblr language ruined sexting for anyone.

“you’re so hot I can’t even ugh”

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urbancatfitters:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

will indignant fourteen year olds stop reblogging this with a synopsis of what they’re doing right now because i don’t actually care

(via lordoftheinternet)

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thingsmusicalstaughtme:

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thingsmusicalstaughtme:

Submitted by chimericallover

i just feel used.

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thelegendofjenna:

“Sorry, sir, we can’t let you on the plane.”

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(via thatsrightstarshiprangers)

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omg ask these please they're so cute.
  • Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  • Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  • English: How many languages can you speak?
  • Fear: Tell us three fears.
  • Game: What was the last board game you played?
  • Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
  • Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  • Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  • Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Love: Do you believe in marriage?
  • Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  • Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  • Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  • Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
  • Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
  • Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  • Star-sign: When's your birthday?
  • Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
  • Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
  • Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
  • Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
  • Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
  • Zoo: What is your favourite animal?

jesuschristvevo:

read the fifth word gay to find out what you are

(via knightclementine-deactivated201)

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closetpunk:

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

Haahahaha NO WAY
mikedaoo:

sassygayzin:

theblackship:

damegreywulf:

-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg
my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was


the same cat, years later….


The second gif made it a little hard to breathe, omfg.
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